i wonder if little amelia pond ever stayed up really late, with a plate of fish fingers and a bowl of custard ready, just in case he did come back
*falls through your ceiling* hey do you wanna talk about star trek
*burning on your ceiling* hey do you wanna talk about supernatural
*appears in your bedroom in a blue box* hey do you wanna talk about doctor who
*takes you as my hostage then runs from the police* hey do you wanna talk about sherlock
*eats your organs* hey you wanna talk about Hanni- .. oh.
Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.
I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT
They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.
Omg that comment.
They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.
The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.
‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’
‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’
‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’
‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’
‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’
‘fuck you my dad did it’
‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’
‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’
‘My father’s going to hear about this’
That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy
NO NO NO NO
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
IT’S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I’VE HAD A NEW BOOK OR MOVIE FOR NEW STUFF FROM THIS SERIES TO BE RIPPING APART MY SOUL IT’S SLOWLY ROTTING FROM THE ACHE OF THE ORIGINAL I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
my mum’s boyfriend turned up earlier than he was meant to and my mum won’t be home for another hour and i didn’t know what else to do so i’m making him watch les mis and i think my mum’s going to kill me when i get home
HE’S SINGING? HE KNOWS ALL THE WORDS
remember when that interviewer tried to get harry to fat shame bigger fans by asking him ‘what would you do if a big fan asked you to carry them’ and harry just looked the interviewer dead in the eyes and said ‘i’d carry them’ without even missing a beat yeah I love harry styles
I thought this was about Harry Potter and I was wondering why Harry was being interviewed instead of Dan.